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Abdullah Moham

A Mideastern fellow normally going by the name of Jack in the UK
by Raidfnn June 10, 2021
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Mohamed Awad

This man is the greatest man of all time. Blubbery, white, AND sexy. He is mostly always seen as a group leader, as he strives for the HUZZ!
by moesfanboy December 4, 2024
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Mohamed alhigagi

gf: shush im talking, when im speaking you should sit quietly like a mohamed alhigagi
by Dr.dickglobber January 11, 2025
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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants
Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
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8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.
"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."
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Mohammed Avdol the great

The most handsome being in all of existance
by Chikenboy67 September 27, 2025
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