The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

midnight skinner

A man who loves another man

John is gay, he's a midnight skinner

by Mr McMaccaMo August 3, 2010

Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am

We 're going to do some midnight farming later

by Rotten Candy Matthews And God August 24, 2006

Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.

by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007

Midnight Milk

get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.

So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!

by Allen Pankovich December 30, 2008

ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Good Midnight

Goodnight at Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!

by pyrotak December 23, 2019