Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Meloni

Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.

A: DDL Zan wants to spread gender ideology in schools!

B: you must be voting Meloni, yes?

by Penguin00 November 21, 2021

melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

mamon

In el Salvador a green sour fruit. Or canbe used to refer to someone that is gay.

Anda Comprar una bolsa de mamones!
go buy a bag of mamones ( no english translation)

Vos si que sos Mamon!!
You really are a queer!

by Francisco Arias December 21, 2006

Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

melonaide

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004