When you wake up in the morning with some massive ass boner. So the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.
mum: John come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'
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A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
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It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
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