Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

gay marriage

Something that the government cannot administer under Constitutional law, neither can they administer opposite-sex marriages.

Why doesn't anybody realize that the US government administering any type of marriage, (be it gay marriage or not) a traditionally *religious* institution, violates separation of church and state?

by RHS Student February 18, 2005

gay marriage

OMG homosexuals are gay!!

That's it.I'm not voting Democrat anymore.

by Searching for a third party. March 14, 2005

heterosexual marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage

by tory borty December 15, 2012

LA Marriage

A brief marriage, often spontaneous, followed by divorce within days to months.

Sandy being engaged is hardly worth mentioning, she tends to have LA marriages. Quick!! Let's hold a party before she changes her mind.

by unrulywolf April 12, 2008

Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems

When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler

by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009

Corporate Marriage

A couple who gets married just so they can wear wedding rings to make their image better. There is no real "love" in the relationship.

Bill usually cheats on Debbie when he's away on a corporate meeting, but he can just shrug it off. Their in a corporate marriage. She usually cheats on him when he's away too.

by Rytha February 24, 2011