Mariah

A try hard person. Always uses "I'm Mexican" as an excuse for racist jokes. Often talks about weeaboo stuff no one cares about. Eats a lot. And not just food. Tries to be a teachers pet and excuse people from something they did not ask to be excused from such as burps. Whatever you do, never befriend a Mariah.

Ew, she's totally a Mariah, just look at her. She must think she's Mexican.

by Bertha Rogers April 19, 2018

Mariah

A bitch who can't keep her hands of any guy. Will most likely cheat on you if you date her.

Mariah is such a bitch.

by Geeeehiiiu February 18, 2017

Markian

A person that is generally obese. Markian's usually love the not so popular sports such as bowling, or wrestling. He loves football, and eating out his girlfriend. His name can sometimes be used in a sentence referring to someone that is a fat loser, even though Markian himself is not one.

"I ate so much I feel like Markian."
Or
"Damn man, dont be like Markian"

by Hawrylyshyn June 12, 2018

Mariah

Annoying ass mother fucker who is obsessd over Jungkook from BTS

"oh look it's Mariah"

by Jaehyun February 15, 2019

Mariah

She's a white girl and she's ugly but can be sometimes pretty in filter. She is flat asf and gets no guys.

Look Mariah's coming the ugly hooker

by Hivrngihy June 12, 2019

Mariah

She can be a great girl with time. She acts snobby tho and thinks she's all that. She thinks she get can get all the guys. But she's cool with time. Wears inappropriate clothes also

Person 1: "Have you seen Mariah? Look at her short shorts!?!"
Person 2: " Yes! I Saw Those, They Are gross!"

by Handlers109 April 13, 2016

markiahna

A fine as Latina who is down to earth and the sweetest of the sweet but isn't scared to slap a hoe.

Markiahna slapped tf outta a nigga for talking shit , she still cute though .

by Reaal Talkk December 19, 2016