1 definition by Hawrylyshyn

Markian

A person that is generally obese. Markian's usually love the not so popular sports such as bowling, or wrestling. He loves football, and eating out his girlfriend. His name can sometimes be used in a sentence referring to someone that is a fat loser, even though Markian himself is not one.

"I ate so much I feel like Markian."
Or
"Damn man, dont be like Markian"

by Hawrylyshyn June 4, 2018