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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION

GET NAKED and DOO everything with SHIT that is MANDATORY.
SHIT ON A PLATE , SMELL THE SHIT, PLAY WITH THE SHIT , EAT THE SHIT , SMEAR THE SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BODY, SHIT MORE AND EAT THAT SHIT AND DRY THE SHIT OUT BY WALKING AROUND THEN TAKE A SHIT BATH BY SHITTING IN THE BATHTUB AND GROVELING IN THE SHIT IS THE UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 22, 2022
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Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.
John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon
by It is a real thing February 22, 2022
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nut marathon

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
by xxogaal November 10, 2022
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Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam
Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.
by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024
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