mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

by Bun Police August 26, 2022

euans mum

a right dog in bed

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum

by hewpro October 04, 2021

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,

Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"

by 39357h February 23, 2018

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023

Mum boy

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017

Kieron’s Mum

A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.

Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.

by Kieronsmumsflaps January 31, 2023

Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.

Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.

by Comet! August 14, 2022