I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...
Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005
Get the sex machinemug. miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
Get the washing machinemug. by hustlaaa August 2, 2006
Get the pimping machinemug. 1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.
2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"
2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."
"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."
"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
by Jeralide December 4, 2009
Get the cheese machinemug. by FMchubs May 18, 2005
Get the blood machinemug. by SAC July 31, 2019
Get the Washing Machinemug. "Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015
Get the Boner Machinemug.