Lard-on

The feeling you have when aroused by food; a play on words of "hard-on".

"Dude, this cake is giving me a massive lard-on"

by Bekabek February 14, 2012

lardekatrexibon

a word used when it all goes really wrong,and you can't think of anything to say.

"it's all gone up the lardekatrexibon"

by Ben Cowley December 10, 2003

lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

lardbeast

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.

That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.

by Kushboo June 30, 2010

lard lad

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

by Donky Puncher October 24, 2005

Lard Arse

A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.

"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"

by FlOrEnCe ! ! ! ! ! July 21, 2008

loard

a great killer, mad slayer from the dark ages (lord)

I winner loard the holly of the holly

by luckyray403 June 18, 2011