ltlc

laugh till lungs collapse

<alex> omg hes wearing a wig
<geoff> ltlc!!!
<nik> ...:|

by ZATRiX October 18, 2003

LTITU

Acronym for "Laugh Till I Throw Up". Usually used when someone finds a comment, video or joke funny enough to choke.

She hit the floor so hard after dancing that I lTITU.

by Titu27 August 17, 2009

LTD Group

This is an very well hidden secret that only says "Pyramid Scheme". If anyone says they are part of LTD Group it only means I'm part of ScAmway.

Weird Dude Who Just Started Talking To You About Money "Can i get your number"

Normal Person "Why?"

Weird Dude Who Just Started Talking To You About Money
"I'm part of this HUGE Pyramid Scheme LTD Group, Itll make you LOADS of money. You only need to invest a TON of money, To Make NOTHING"

Normal Person "NOOOO"

by NormalOne November 25, 2010

LTFI

Log The Fuck In

where the hell are you LTFI i need to talk to you

by Bigmacq8 December 18, 2012

LTY

Lick The Yarn

Boy:You’re Ugly ASF
Girl:STFU and go LTY

by peanutbutterjellywithranch March 21, 2020

h.m.l.t.

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time

Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!

by ...........................................wow December 27, 2007

LTP

Little Tiny Pecker

A small and harmless penis

Man you got an LTP, can bearly see it.

by diesel #1 October 21, 2007