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Wild Logic

When you know there are consequences to the situation you are in but don't care what they are.
I am going to jump off this roof with wild logic
by thewizzyman June 18, 2017
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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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Troy logic

Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic
by SoulCrazy13 May 22, 2018
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Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.
Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
by Internet Human August 11, 2018
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Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.
Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂
by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Bubble Logic

When the need for something is so great a persons decision making processes no longer think of what is happening around them. They only think of the thing they want and how to get it.

This is very common with Alcoholics and Drug Addicts. They will live within a bubble which only allows them to see the things that will allow them more of their addiction.

Bubble Logic is not just about addiction. This can happen with love, lust, needs wants, any desires or thought process which is blinded by that thing they want.

The example below is about an Alcoholic that drinks at work but her bubble does not allow for her to think about the people watching or smelling her.
Kyle : Did you smell the Alcohol on Karen's breath? I think she's drunk at work!
Chad: Yeah, it's so obvious but she has no idea. She's just trapped in bubble logic.
by Kewk November 28, 2019
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