load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

E-Load

(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations

(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations

ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.

ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!

by Neal Jetherop Peters July 19, 2011

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.

-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'

by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009

Loaded M

A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.

"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"

by mocha_mami March 24, 2006

Save The Load

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.

Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"

by Elemental Penis June 2, 2015

SWEET LOAD

When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.

I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!

by candygirl64801 July 6, 2010