listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

I only listen to real music

What edgy emo 13 year olds listen too, usually shit bands such as TOP, p!atd, etc

I only listen to real music - twentyonecrybabiesatthediscoCx

by kid slicc January 1, 2018

listenin

dunno, ask Allison

astar7877: just listening to kevin

by Ghostface Killah May 9, 2003

listen upa here aNAITAN

If u are tying to tell someone something important you must say (especially if he is or posses a naitan) you say listen upa here aNAITAN in a slightly asian accent, but you must grunt the naitan.

Naitan: d00d h4l0 is t3h r0x0rz its b3tt3r th4n g34rs
Me: Listen upa here aNAITAN, gears requires aim and halo just requires fast reflexes!

by gidetan November 6, 2007

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

listerine

the act of dipping your balls into someones throat so they are in a sense "gargling" them like mouthwash

Should I listerine Logan while he's sleeping?

by Nagol_Notxap August 2, 2009

Binge listening

Repeatedly listening to a song, an album or an artist without pause until you are sick and tired of the music and can't stand it anymore.

Most commonly done by crazy fangirls with a lot of free time.
Can last for anything between four days and two months. (Fangirls will never tell another fangirl that they are tired of the song or album.)

Fangirl 1: Have you heard One Direction's Live While We're Young? I love it so much!"
Fangirl 2: Omg yes I've been binge listening to it all summer, my fave!"
Fangirl 1: *Starts playing Live While We're Young.*
Fangirl 2: *Mentally pulls their own hair.*

by silyeah November 9, 2015