You lie!

The easiest way to object to a statement for which you have no legitimate argument.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

by stating the obvious September 13, 2009

Weird Lie

Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.

Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.

by askldnasdlkas June 17, 2010

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

we live we love we lie

One of alan walkers best songs.

Me: we live we love we lie
Her: me too.

by waffleslivelovelie September 15, 2023

you lie like a dog

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

eyes never lie

There is truth in the eyes; one can not lie and look another in the eyes without discomfort

I always wondered why matt closed his eyes when I asked him any questions that required the truth; oh, that's right, the eyes never lie

by bananatoasted May 25, 2013

I'm not gonna lie

to emphasize the accent of the action

I'm not gonna lie, you're fucking retarded.

I'm not gonna lie, that bitch's vagina is wider than the grand canyon.

by Rahim M. July 14, 2006