Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

Library

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.

Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.

by KingTrump December 26, 2016

library bitch

that ugly fuck in the school library that has a constant need to yell at people for stupid crap. like sitting at a computer when you didnt sign up for it, or having too many kids at one table, or walking out.

she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.

kids throw things at her.

library bitch: "you can't have six kids at this table. where did you get those extra chairs?"
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."

by yeoooooo January 19, 2009

libia

A hot little lady mostly white gets mad all the time is attractive with many different things about her eats choclate runs from her disastors or problems is fast is expensive to pay for and you have to do a lot for her

That libia you heard of thats cool

by Fandel445 June 14, 2017

library

a place filled with books

cam was wacking off his uncle in the back of the library

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006

angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

by Wolf373 June 30, 2007