Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021

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mommy lemon

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.

Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019

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Lemon Tree

A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.

We have a beautiful lemon tree in the backyard.

by alikitkat August 14, 2008

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you lemon

Another word for 'idiot' or 'moron'

Someone who hasn't sorted their student finance.

Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."

Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."

by BenjinaUK October 11, 2013

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Lemon demon

1. Lemon
2. Demon
3. Karkalious

4. Lemon demon

:33< Cool songs dude

Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.

Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!

Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.

Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!

by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021

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