A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019
Lemon Fanta is drink of the #gods If your lucky enough to find amazing refreshing #fantalemon don’t let it go flat. Your heart will break when you can’t find this in the shop but never give up hope because this is worth the wait. Best drank with those with good sense of #humar
Sally cinnamon : hey can I get you anything lemon Fanta ?
Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect
Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect
by Itwasalwaysyou November 14, 2020
by 3milyyR0s3 January 07, 2021
Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.
I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.
by Dirtymangravy November 04, 2021
A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.
by alikitkat July 19, 2008
Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."
Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."
Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."
by BenjinaUK October 11, 2013
Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.
Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!
Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.
Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!
Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!
Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.
Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!
by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021