Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 19, 2021

Legos

A word used by idiots talking about Lego bricks thinking there is an "S" on the end of a word that there isn't and never has been or will be.

Idiot "I was playing with Legos"
Normal person "You mean Lego"
Idiot "That's what I said, Legos"
Normal person "there is no "s" on the end, idiot!"

by Adam3Sixty June 16, 2020

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 05, 2020

Lego

A secret you’ll never know. ;)

Ah Lego, yeah!

by cjeonebthd March 19, 2023

Lego

Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams

Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego

by Catnonymous May 21, 2019

Lego

It's a fcuking toy made for bich ass 9 year olds

Person 1:I'ma go play with my Legos. Person 2: Ok other 9 year old

by Im_bored_kys December 21, 2023

Legos

A land mine waiting to be stepped on

I stepped on some legos😖

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018