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Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
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Clement Lazzerini

Commonly referred to as a French man - often little in size - with a disgraceful personality, often portrayed through his miniscule conk and high pitched squeaky voice. Upon hearing the name, other often chant together, "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Man1: "oi, clement lazzerini's comin round' the corner."
Man2: "how do ya know? i cant see him."
Man1: "i can hear his high pitched squeaky voice from a mile away!"
Man2: "That's facts bro!"
Man3: "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
by albow de god October 24, 2020
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Green Lantern Movie

Doesn't exist.
Bro, did you see The Green Lantern Movie?

Naw fam, doesn't exist.
by Geckotastica November 17, 2020
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Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.
Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.
by that omaha guy July 27, 2021
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Fox Lantern

When a fox swallows a lantern.
Guy#1: Wow that's a fox lantern!

Guy#2: Go take your lantern back I dare you
by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022
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tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance
by Unknown source November 2, 2022
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Beaming/lazering

A term in the game rust known as beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy
this term is also applicable for medium to short distance fights
you are BEAMING right now dude
OR
i just got beamed dude
to be shot at with high accuracy
beamed to be obliterated by a player whith a gun or bow
beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy
by just a rust gamer March 28, 2023
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