Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

krispy bacon

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.

Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.

by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

Kruspianity

Kruspianity is when you simp a little too hard over Richard Kruse

I’m a firm believer of Kruspianity…

by I’mHavingAExistentialCrisis November 12, 2024

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum

He asked for a Krusty Krab special.

by GuLo February 15, 2026

Krispy

Solid connection of a high five

Man, that high five was krispy!

by KICKIN IT WITH KODY August 8, 2025

Krispy kranus

The gaping hole left in the side of a doughnut from where it's been pumped with a creamy filling. If you're not careful when eating, some of the filling may prolapse out of it.

Ooh my, the filling has prolapsed out of the krispy kranus and has made my fingers sticky

by Moist Trucker September 8, 2025