Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Knocked one

(gamer slang) v. The act of incapacitating a player on the enemy team rendering them no longer an immediate threat. Popular in both fps and battle royal style pvp games.

Party leader Tyler announced "knocked one" over the mic after landing a crippling hit from 50 yards with his sniper rifle.

by Pjazerlazer August 22, 2023

nerd knock

When two people wearing glasses knock them together while they are making out.

My girlfriend and I had quite a nerd knock going on during our Harry Potter movie marathon.

by toast123 April 23, 2013

Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014

Party Knocking

When you have had too much to drink and you bang on the wrong person's door.

A spin-off of "Party Knocking" made famous by LMFAO..."Sorry for Party Rocking"

"Hey guy in apartment #3, sorry for party knocking last night. I had a lot to drink and thought you were someone else's apartment!"

"Sorry for party knocking"

by NYRobbies August 29, 2012

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021