Kindergender

Pedophilia with extra steps

A example? Your teachers practice Kindergender in your anus

by ArktisFuchs July 21, 2017

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches of others quality content

Person 1:Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid.

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

KINKER

A word to express utter distaste and hatred towards a specific object or subject. Has the power to hurt souls and bring people to the edge of life.

(Can only be used in caps)

He: you know what i really hate?
Me: who?
He: the people who stole my car, KINKERJEWS
Jews: *die*

by saviorlordtachanka February 13, 2019

kinkeroe

a mix between a kangeroo and a kinker that live by the side of the mega duck what you will be abbled to buy for black stones or doorzigtige stones

i will fuck you like a kinkeroe

by yo mama lIl May 14, 2019

Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.

"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"

by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019

Kindersplained

When your child explains how the world works to you.

The son kindersplained how the Internet works to his hapless father.

by misterspock1 August 14, 2019

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020