Keeler

\Keel"er\, n. See 3d Keel. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel;

2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.

3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).

The dirty family with scattered car parts on their lawn are such Keelers.

by Jim Fenher April 30, 2007

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keeber toast

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.

"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."

by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007

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keener

An individual that is obessessed with homework yet still finds time to party it up and party they do.

It's a Friday night and Jaymie is drunk, but the party is dying down so they pull out their homework. Therefore Jaymie is a keener.
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"I was studying for fun earlier let's get plastered now!" < that would be a keener talking or Jaymie
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"You're a keener" or "What a keener" (refering to jaymie or taylor)
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"WTH Taylor is on the principals list but got so drunk that her hangover resulted in taking half an hour to walk a block and sitting in 5 different puddles along the way" TAYLOR WOULD BE A KEENER.

by Gemini Dorian March 27, 2007

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keeters

a woman with usually large breasts that has extremely wide nipples about the size of a rather large pepperoni most commonly found on black or italian women

I got his sisterd bra off last night and she had some of the biggest and nicest keeters I've ever seen I proceeded to cum all over them

by thtshitscrazy March 24, 2009

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