Tom Jones Theory

This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.

Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."

David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"

Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."

by Huey Long August 14, 2009

donell jones

african american r&b singer, appeals to most women, and looks FIIIIIIIIIINE

donell jones new joint is tight

by donell is buff November 27, 2004

frank jones

Living the night to the fullest and never looking back. When calling out this name women will sigh, men will cry, and bums will ask for their money. If you are brave and decide to pull a "Frank Jones" you must continue to drink until the sun comes up and have a least one member of your party remove all their clothing within 24 hours.

Let's live this night like frank jones!

by Cindy D February 18, 2008

Jenny Jones

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.

"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."

by Brian X June 24, 2003

the indiana jones

a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.

Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.

by Michael Jatcko August 9, 2007

Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

Stupifyin Jones

This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)

I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.

by DaynaS March 28, 2008