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Jacksonville Javelin

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina
"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."
by Motard76 March 5, 2009
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Jacksepticeye Troll

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.
A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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Samuel Jackson

An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).
Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"
by frutyloop23 February 23, 2009
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Michael Jackson

Born on August, 29 1958 in Gary, Indiana in a family of 9 children with whom he formed a band called the Jackson 5 at the age of 6 he became famous during the motown golden years with hist such as "i want you back", "i'll be there".
Michael, the singer and most talented dancer of the band, started a solo career with his first album "off the wall" followed by "thriller" produced by Quincy Jones which sold 60 million units worldwide. He was also the first black entertainer to appear on TV and was a pioneer in terms of image, inventing the videoclip, that along with his famous dance step "the moonwalk" durin a performance of "billie jean" made him the most famous entertainer of all time. He released other albums such as "bad", "dangerous" and "HIStory" which were also very popular. Overall, he sold about 100 million albums throughout the world and earned the title "king of pop".
Nevertheless, the media crucified him using his peter pan image, he also faced many rumours about his constant physical appearance changes which were in fact due to serious diseases.
More controversial are the recent allegations of mmolesting a child resulting in a general bashing shadowing the humanitarian award he received in 2003 for giving more than 50,000,000$ to caritative foundations.
He will remain the most famous, talented, genuine and also the most misunderstood artist of the century.
"black or white", "scream", "thriller", "billie jean", "man in the mirror", "they don't care about us", "we are the world", "heal the world", "don't stop till you get enough", "ghosts", "blood on the dance floor", "you rock my world", "we've had enough"
by pixiedust June 9, 2005
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Jackson

One of the funniest people you will ever meet in your life. You can tell and talk to him about anything and everything. He's that total 'Guy next door' kind of guy, you start off thinking you'll definitely just be friends with him and then slowly you'll find yourself falling for him. He is very blunt and always says exactly whats on his mind, never afraid to hold anything back so it comes out kind of rude sometimes which is sometimes not the best thing. For the most part he's your best friend and he always will be, that'll never change. If you don't have a jackson in your life, I strongly suggest you find one.
Person 1: Dude I heard that kid talking the other day and he is funny as hell
Person 2: Yeah thats jackson :)
by 0187283 October 19, 2010
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Bo Jackson

Greatest athlete of all time. Played as an all star in both pro baseball and pro football until a hip injury ended his career.
Yeah he's good, but he's no fuckin' Bo Jackson
by Johnny Cockface October 18, 2005
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peter jackson

the new zealander director of the world famous Lord of The Rings trilogy among other not-so-famous movies.

clumsy, hobbit-looking fella with glasses.
a: hey, dude, have you seen the LOTR trilogy?
b: yes, it was awesome! i wonder who the master behind the production is...
a: oh, it is peter jackson.
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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