3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

Nostal-Jerk

1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.

Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."

by iluvbiterz June 23, 2016

Fatty Jerk

When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.

That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.

by Catherin Zeta Jones December 4, 2011

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Search & Jerk

Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.

Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?

Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!

Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!

Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!

by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012

homepage jerk

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.

John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.

by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016