Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

jeff sighman

The band director who rants a little toooo much and has a Utah forehead but generally has great results

No, no, not Jeff SEMEN, jeff sighman

by The lone poopoo November 30, 2021

Jeff Hardy

The one and only true GOD of wrestling. The true King of Kings and Hardcore Legend. A real life indestructible and invincible SUPERMAN! The greatest wrestler of all time! PWNS Matt, Edge, Christian, Bret, Owen, Davey Boy, Dynamite Kid, Perfect, Hogan, Savage, HBK, HHH, Cena, Rock, Austin, Foley, Undertaker, Orton, Angle, Booker, Big Show, Batista, Flair, Eddie, Benoit, Malenko, Jericho, Marty, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer, Taz, JBL, Ron Simmons, Terry, Dory, Andre, Hayabusa, Vader, Hakushi and every other wrestler that ever lived.

When Jeff Hardy wins the WWE title, he will become the GOD of Wrestling.

by get the F AUF March 11, 2008

Jeff Special

Interupting a fight between two people by killing them both. Found in Halo and Call of Duty

Way to give us the Jeff Special in Halo last night.

by FlyingNinja1025 April 25, 2010

Jeff the Giraffe

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.

Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism February 2, 2020

dosa jeff

a noob in roblox

ahhh help a dosa jeff we better go home and lock the doors

by waZza noogie May 20, 2020

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005