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jamaican sand turtle

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard
dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???
by Privdonut April 2, 2008
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Jamaican Bacon

The hottest black woman you would ever seen. She has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat ass. She's rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. Also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks sexeh with glasses. Her name usually starts with R or F.
That's one fine piece of Jamaican Bacon!
by Corvy January 22, 2011
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Jamaican Turtle Wax

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.
by Chris B and Mason B September 4, 2008
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Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.
"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"
by N1kolai July 31, 2009
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jama lama

A man/woman that is displaying unordinary or unorthodox characteristics. A crazy, larger than life person.
Woah! That dude is one crazy jama lama !!!
by Pasco Dante November 28, 2009
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Jamaican Pipeline

Freezing dreadlock(s) and inserting them into an ass hole or vagina.

*It's possible to use one or two dreadlocks*

*Freezing dreadlocks can be done by cutting a dread from the hair. (make sure you have the right size for the dread's environment)

**To add for a smooth feel, go ahead and try dipping your dread(s) in your favorite lube and then some fresh water. Freeze for 5 hours**
I was slammed with Ryan's frozen dread, which is apparently a Jamaican Pipeline.

Snowboarding in the morning with a Jamaican Pipeline in my ass, is a great start to the morning's sesh.
by fuckNasty*13*=_= June 28, 2011
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jahmall

A boss ass nigga. He's a cool guy but when it comes to his money and respect, He don't fuck around. When It comes down to It he's really just that nigga. He focuses on his money and gets richer by the day. Two Word "Road Runner".
Man I wanna ball like jahmall. Lets ask him to put us on.
by AlbertEinstein001 March 15, 2017
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