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Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...
Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
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Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
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Jasper

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.
- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!
by ushismoo January 13, 2025
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Jasper

by ShakeableFoil32 December 16, 2022
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Jasper dandy

When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis
Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy
by trippeng December 23, 2019
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Jasper

"There were two jasper co-eds in her dorm who were fierce rivals for the love of a coffee-colored, curvaceous doll from a country town in Oklahoma." (Pimp; The Story Of My Life - by Iceberg Slim - Ch.2 Pg.23)
by Stan Lee "Bookie" Williams September 22, 2021
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Jasper

The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.

His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.
Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.

Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).
by Jasper02 January 3, 2017
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