January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.

Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.

by Richard J July 20, 2008

No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

by pimpex December 3, 2018

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

January 16th

Best Friends Day :) You and your bestie can have the best day ever on this day :)))))) have funnnn😌

Sydney: Omg guess what!?
Penelope: What?
Sydney: today is January 16th!!!!

Penelope: and?
Sydney: ITS BEST FRIENDS DAY!!! :))))
Penelope: yessssssss!

by velvrei January 15, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

by Yourlocaldogeater January 18, 2020

26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

by wheckles October 17, 2020