January 14

National being single appreciation day!!!!

january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!

by Tiktoker1222 December 11, 2020

January 28

Something amazing will happen to you on this day!

January 28 will be the best day of your life

by Jajkajaja January 18, 2022

26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

by wheckles October 17, 2020

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

January 11

This is national Ask Him/Her Out Day, this is the day when you finally confess you feelings.

Boy: oh look it’s January 11th!
Girl: will you go out with me?
Boy: of course, your beautiful and amazing.

by My name isn’t haha November 3, 2020

January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.

Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.

by Richard J July 20, 2008

January 11th

If your born on this day you are HELLA sexy like DAMNNNN and your super smart, caring, funny and work hard for the people you love and they appreciate it and appreciate you very much and people love being around you

“Wow you were born on January 11th ... your awesome!”

by Sexiness34 December 29, 2020