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Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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Jason mimosa

The popular lady's drink mimosa made with a mixture of tropical fruit juice such as pineapple passion fruit or mangos mixed with champagne; named after the famous Hawaiian actor Jason Momoa.
The ladies are going to watch aquaman, and drink jason mimosas tonight.
by Scaryan November 18, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a man that will PROBABLY break your heart. He's mean but adorable, he has the scruffy hair and short eyelashes. He's probably a black haired guy and is in one of the sport teams.
Jason is in the basketball team.
by killmedie November 29, 2019
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Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs
Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !
by GumbiSlut500 April 30, 2020
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Jason Bourne

by no no no gay May 19, 2020
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Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
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Jason

Jason is that guy every girl would want. He is super sweet and nice but not too nice. He can cheer you up with a text. He is always real and has your back. He is someone you would want in your life. He is mad lit and cool.
by Fiytb July 27, 2020
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