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Jason

Jasons are the coolest people ever. They're so sweet and kind and are always making you smile. They're amazing boyfriends and you wanna spend all your day with them. Jason's are also very cute and sing good.
Girl 1- Jason is soo sweet!

Girl 2- I know! He's such a good boyfriend.

Girl 1- I wish I had Jason.
by Curieux January 8, 2012
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jasoned

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.
by Alexman2 October 27, 2007
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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by MissKayla July 17, 2009
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Jason

A bombastic person that is awesome and cheerful. Is often misunderstood, and is cautious about everything he does, wishing not to leave others with a negative view. He might seem silent, but once you get to know him, you will find that he is very cheerful, humorous, and a happy go lucky kind of person.
Guy: Did you know that guy Jason is actually very Bombastic.
by Bombastical January 6, 2013
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Jacksonville Javelin

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina
"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."
by Motard76 March 5, 2009
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Press X To Jason

A reference to Heavy Rain. At the intro, pressing X will cause the main character to shout for his son, Jason.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm playing Heavy Rain.
Guy 2: Isn't that the Press X To Jason game?
Guy 1: Yes
Both at the same time: JAAAAAAAASON!
by Commander Keen (funpolice) November 3, 2012
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Jason

•The name of Jason has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life.

• You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects.

• When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished.

• Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences.

• The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind.

• A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions.

• Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.

•Although the name Jason creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

•This name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success.
Jason
by el Jason May 7, 2012
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