Surf and terf

(Noun. Alternatively “surf ‘n’ terf”) Bethany Meilani Hamilton (born February 8, 1990) is an American professional surfer and writer who survived a 2003 shark attack in which her left arm was bitten off and who ultimately returned to professional surfing. She wrote about her experience in the 2004 autobiography, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board, which was adapted into the 2011 feature film, Soul Surfer, in which she attributes her strength to her Christian faith.

Remember when that surf and terf made an Instagram post (on her birthday…?) saying trans women aren’t women and shouldn’t be allowed to compete, literally called trans men “converted women”, and then continued to go on a long, LONG rant about hormones, saying some weird, shady shit about people with PCOS?

by Grandfatherbussy February 9, 2023

slut surfing

When a girl wears an extremely loose shirt with a bright colored bra and sticks her torso outside the window of a car while it is moving, so that the wind will blow through her shirt and her bra is exposed.

Wanna go slut surfing tonight?

Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.

by slut surfers September 24, 2010

upper-surfing

The act one performs when under the influence of any type of upper where he/she continuously searches and surfs the internet because of new interests peaked by the process of searching.

Andy went upper-surfing from jobs, to that one movie he saw, to that actor who played in a band he used to like...but can't remember the name of.

by thegreatAWAKE October 8, 2011

Tarp Surfing

A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.

Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.

You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.

Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!

Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!

by grommie15 November 14, 2010

Surf and Turf

A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).

Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Surf and Turf

A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.

The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.

by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010

antarctic surfing

the latest craze in the surfing world.

only for the real surfer...brrrrrrr*

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006