dark star

An asshole on anyone....
My woman has a nice dark star...tho it is a bit hairy....
by d0c March 18, 2008
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dark ambient

Dark ambient is like a marriage between ambient and industrial. Is naturally dark and much more interesting than regular ambient. Doesn't feature any cheesy synths, unless made by an ex black metal musician (that oftenly makes people bitch about whether the music is dark ambient or not; it usually is not). Usually doesn't feature any guitars. On those rare cases when it does (like in drone doom), it's definitely non-conventional use.
Much influenced by "musique concrete", dark ambient features recorded sounds, oftenly of non-musical nature.
Dark ambient can have various esthetics. Moaning and chanting, chain rattling (no, that's no ghost) raison d'etre-like stuff, radioactive droning of Fallout soundtrack, heavy pounding sounds of mechanisms, crazy shamanic drum-machine sounds, abrasive noise fragments - all these can make up different moods in dark ambient.
People who don't get dark ambient music, are found scrolling through the tracks in their desperate attempt of finding "where does at least SOME music start?"

There's also a tendency among some cultist freaks to puke up some really lousy synth pads and moans, put runes or pentagrams and some pseudo-religious texts on an album cover and call it "dark ambient", or "pagan/ritual/black dark ambient", or "neo-satanic nazi anti-nazi superficial industrial death dark ambient". Trust me, you don't wanna listen to that crap.
Don't get scared away by Deutsch Nepal's track names. That guy is a sick bastard, but he still makes some good dark ambient.
by Cyber-freaking-punk July 01, 2010
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Dark metal

Dark metal is a genre of metal that has elements of death, black, doom and gothic metal. These elements are: synthesizers, acoustic guitars, clean vocals/distorted/operatic female vocals.
It could be described as a more sophisticated and medolic addition to the genre. The lyrics are often introspective and poetic.
Some Dark metal bands:
Agathodaimon, Graveworm, Bethlehem, Daylight Dies, Samael, Rotting Christ, Tiamat.
by Euphoric Nightmare August 31, 2006
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Dark Santa

When a lover takes the liberty to defecate on their significant others chin, lips and cheeks. The mouth is typically closed which would allow for a resemblance of a black/poop brown beard. The lover than can optionally top it off by accessorizing a poo-Santa hat if the said lover has any feces left to share.

(Typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)
Monica gave me a Dark Santa for Christmas last night, it was more a gift for her than it was for me.
by Al Gore's sex toy September 04, 2010
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Dark White

Damn! that’s a nice dark white hoodie!

Love those new dark white kicks my dude!
by Dark Grey February 06, 2018
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Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!
Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?
by Tom Rippington December 03, 2010
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Dark Brandon

A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.
person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid

person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!
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