cat cage

Soggy hairy pussy

She's got a proper dirty cat cage

by Fitza July 5, 2017

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

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Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)

Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?

by goiky January 8, 2020

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