ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 30, 2003

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eyebrow wax

A method used by women to aesthetically enhance their facial features by curving, slimming down the brows and eliminating the uni-brow. This is however strictly for women or gay men, any man that does this is a faggot bc it is guy code that if you wax, you're gay. If men insist on taking care of their problem the only solution is to pluck away, but waxing is for homosexual tools.

That chick's getting an eyebrow wax
oh ya? so is that homosexual guy over there.
he like-a-the-way your cock tastes.
ya, only fags wax

by ManLawMaStA January 26, 2009

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bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

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turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007

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wax poetic

(verb)
1. to make a phrase or text longer by making it more poetic (hence the name) and verbose.
2. to mention something in a roundabout way, so the real word doesn't have to be said (this could happen for a variety of reasons e.g. socially unacceptable language).

(Example 1.) "I'm not a fan of this kinda food." if you wax poetic, it becomes "I do dislike this taste of cuisine, indeed."

(Example 2.) "Wanna fuck?" becomes "Would you like to come over to my place and hang?"

by OneBlueGlove May 11, 2020

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