Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.

Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!

by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

Black Flash

The term for a black man with premature ejaculation

Person 1: "You hear about Tyrone?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got that black flash"

by CoochieEnthusiast March 6, 2021

dirty flash

When a girl is deep throating you and you pass out, falling on top of her and choking her in the process.

"I didn't mind that he dirty flashed me, it was the headbutt in the cunt that really blew the mood"

by Big G - Unity April 7, 2021

flash abuser

flash abuser is a league of legends term referring to someone that flashed in order to survive.

Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS

by sunsethc January 3, 2022

flash rape

To be flash raped is to get pelvicly thrusted at from behind from a complete stranger and then he runs away all in less than 3.5 seconds

Dag yo Irvine got flash raped whilst standin in the book signing lineup

by Dan Shute November 7, 2007