hooter itch

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Itch

A slang term commonly used by tradesmen to refer to insulation, which causes an awfully itching sensation when it touches skin.

Hey new guy, go grab another bundle of itch!

by ImAsFreeAsABirdNow July 27, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

itch

used to describe Nicotine bases vapes like escobars and puffbars
originates from the texas matagorda county area

Those nic fiends were over there hittin the itch i guess they were itchin

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022

itching

when a fiend is desperately trying buzzed off the nicotine

Cris’s waxpen died during class after that homie started itching like a motherfucker

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022