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Someone who dares you to throw a pair of scissors at them.
You think I won't throw these scissors at you Thomas, well then you're an idiot.
by UnicornPieGirl November 7, 2015
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by buoyancy August 17, 2011
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A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See male.
People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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A retard or a cretin with no brain cells or nerves in the arms.
Hey Splay! Shiggity-shiggity-shwa. Guess what, idiot?
by B-Drac August 2, 2003
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you IDIOT dont know the meaning of the word idiot
by marfakaer August 3, 2009
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An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.
An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.

During a lecture on contract law the American law student tossed his notes into the air complaining that he could not understand what was being said. After all, the professor did not sound like his mommy, or Dorothy from the "Wizard Of OZ", or the woman who took his coat at the country club. He wanted to know why the professor spoke English without sounding like an American. He also secretly did not like the University hiring women professors with or without a last name he could not pronounce. The rest of the students saw him as a bigot, sexist and idiot extraordinaire; one destined to live a life of pro bono. For their ears were attuned to understand the many accents, nuances and dialects of the American way. Later, this ordinary skill will contribute to their getting hired at a prestigious law firm or becoming a clerk at a Supreme Court.
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Anyone who thinks that something impossible could happen
You're an idiot if you think you're going to survive a jump from a plane without a parachute
by west2019 June 19, 2014
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