Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Houdini titties

When a girls tits are so big that when you titty fuck her your dick disappears.

That girl has got Houdini titties.

by The real Cookie Monster. October 7, 2013

head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Houdini Stick

Another word for penis

Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?

by cjho January 30, 2024

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

houdini

A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini

Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023

Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023