suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Need her hosing

A Chick or someone, who's sucking dick ,cock ....on their knees.

That girls is need her hosing around.

by Nicole Daniels & Robert Macias February 13, 2021

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012