How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.
by willie11 April 21, 2011
Get the Groin Hook mug.When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.
Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"
Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."
Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."
by My balls are fat September 16, 2011
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by Just Kelly January 6, 2012
Get the wii hook mug.The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone
by Strongalingam April 6, 2019
Get the Fishing hook of boners mug.When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020
Get the Meat hooker mug.Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009
Get the Three knuckle hook job mug.During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!
by Boston Fisherman in AZ October 17, 2010
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