captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

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Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011

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the hook

1. To get fired
2. To get pulled from a game

1. Jon got the hook for showing up drunk to work.
2. They should have given that motherfucker the hook after the first interception!

by Tdm December 2, 2003

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hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

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hook

Reliable drug dealer with desirable product.

My new hook on the west side serves molly, boomers, tabs and fire nuggets for cheap.

by da_infamous_cole April 26, 2009

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hook

1. (n) A hot girl.
2. (n) A bitchy girl.
3. (n) A friend who is being less than cool.
4. (v) To ask for an object.
5. (n) Can be used in place of any noun.
6. (adj) When something is crazy fun.

1&6. Damn, look at all the hooks in the club. They're off the hook!
2. She was being suck a hook last night. Wouldn't stop bitching.
3. Don't be such hook, you hook.
4. Hook it hook.
5. Yeah, what a freakin' hook. It's very hookish.

by Jackson, Jack July 8, 2006

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