The Holy Ten

A way to pleasure your significant other by putting your hands together as if you’re praying and inserting it into them.

Optional: Spreading your hands apart of insertion adds more fun to The Holy Ten.

Warning: May cause pain. May cause relationship problems.

Some guy: Bro I gave my girl The Holy Ten last night.

Some dude: It was supposed to be a joke.

Some guy: She broke up with me.

by RDCurs August 3, 2021

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017

Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up

person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec

by morgmac3 November 16, 2016