hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

Austin hoffman

The greatest Person ever

Austin Hoffman, He likes cheese

by Mythix the cheese man November 23, 2021

hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

by andrew landis January 11, 2007

Heffacorn

When you run so much, and you need to urinate, but you don't want to. it forces out of your anus. Usually in a squirting and spraying form.
When one explodes with urine out of the rectum.

The fat guy had too urinate but there was no bathroom close by and he tried to run to the nearest bathroom and he heffacorned

by Wagony WigWag July 9, 2011

luke hoffman

an amazing dude who's good at just about everything. including life in general.

that guy is awsome... he's luke hoffman.

by hahahahhaitsgracy August 20, 2010

Heffalumps

(n., pl.) Sneaky little buggers that steal common household objects and then relocate them, usually somehwere in or under the couch.

"Where IS that remote? Damn Heffalumps..."

by popsiclesshouldbethenewblack<3 October 20, 2011

Hiffa

a big oaf-like creature that falls when you touch it. a monster that makes a loud grunting noise when it gets angry.

Oh no here comes a real hiffa!

by Howard Thompson III August 17, 2008