Skip to main content

Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
by Analkin May 25, 2022
mugGet the Hitler Dickmug.

Super Hitler

A mysterious masked vigilante who has a toothbrush mustache very similar to the one Adolph Hitler had in WWII.
Usually seen wearing an entirely red costume with a black bullet-proof vest, although he has been seen wearing a black costume with a red bullet-proof vest, he also carries various weapons with him. He goes from city to city removing any form of crime and then leaving the area. He is in no way related to Adolph Hitler in any way he is known as Super Hitler simply because of his mustache. He goes by many other names some of the most common are: Grammar Nazi, Nazi Man, The Swastika, Speed Racist, The Apology and The Stache. He is actually kind not racist.
What's that in the sky. It's a bird, it's a German aircraft, no! it's SUPER HITLER!!!!
by timtimtim August 11, 2012
mugGet the Super Hitlermug.

Adolf Hitler

A famous German painter who killed Adolf Hitler.
Dude 1: "Bro did you know who killed Adolf Hitler ?"
Dude 2: "Of course bro it was Adolf Hitler"
by Terrachad November 18, 2022
mugGet the Adolf Hitlermug.

Hitler Bomb

An unnecessary reference to the acts of one Adolf Hitler in trying to make a completely trivial and unrelated argument.

Consequently, the dropper of the Hitler bomb renders their own argument impotent and looks like a complete fucking idiot.
"Killing Terri Schiavo is like Hitler killing millions of Jews"

"Watch the Hitler Bombs, moron"
by Apedrape June 30, 2005
mugGet the Hitler Bombmug.

thick hitler

Placing your penis across someone's upper lip while giving a Nazi salute
When André passed out at the party, Aaron gave him a thick hitler and yelled "Sieg Heil!"
by werdsmith April 9, 2009
mugGet the thick hitlermug.

The Hitler Channel

A disparaging name for The History Channel. It comes from that channel's propensity for showing WWII or Hitler related documentaries.
"I saw this show about Lincoln on the History Channel"
"You mean the Hitler Channel?"
by jjjk November 19, 2006
mugGet the The Hitler Channelmug.

sneaky hitler

The often seen action of a man scratching his genitalia and then sniffing his fingers..yuk
Wow that fat guy on the bench just pulled a sneaky hitler whilst talking to his friend
by jay Butler January 29, 2004
mugGet the sneaky hitlermug.

Share this definition