Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!

by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023

Hanks

- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.

"Hanks, you ate the whole box of chocolates and I had one morsel"
"Ceased and deceased, Hanks."

by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021

Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women

Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank

by Cary Grants April 12, 2020

Hank hill

The ancient god of propane

Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill

by Guy Cosby April 16, 2020

Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

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Hank is amazing

by CaseWord March 21, 2020

Hanking

Hidden Pedophilia. When someone is doing something they shouldn’t. Childhood destroyer.

Adam quit Hanking around and pass the cookies.

Did you hear Eddie was Hanking around with Alex.

by Zackaticktack September 21, 2020

Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022